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The hamster I bought my boyfriend for his birthday just died…
and now I’m at school, and since I’m so bad with death, I cried. HOW SAD):
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i wish..
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This is a message to all you MEN who follow me, all the men who have a pretty lady in their lives. I realize that’s probably not too many of you, so that fact makes this all the more important. PLEASE DO THE FOLLOWING, DOWN TO EVERY WORD.
You play this song, and you take your lady by the hand and you dance with her. When she asks what the hell you are doing, just tell her to dance with you for a second. Tell her to put down her phone, get off her computer and join you. Dance with her in the traditional sense, one hand on her hip, the other in her hand. No grinding, no 8th grade slow song shit, just like the way I described. You dance slowly. Feel free to twirl her around a couple of times. Now here is the important part: dance while facing her and twirl her around 180 degrees so that both your arms are wrapped around her stomach and her back is to your front, and lightly kiss her neck.
You do this and I guarantee you, well do I really have to tell you? If you guys were fighting, she will forget all about it. Things like this nowadays girls just don’t get, but if you listen to Mike Lerner, chivalry might be getting a big comeback. And who knows, she might need it, or she might have been wanting you to do it for the longest time. No matter how cool she thinks she is, every girl will love it. If she doesn’t….well I can’t help you out there.
Wow I want this.
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